missing: red jeep cherokee

dear baltimore,

i despise you. i've always been pretty good about parking/not getting parking tickets (maybe i should say lucky?). until this year. 4 tickets in 8 months and, today, a TOWED car...to the tune of $250.

it's a long story. i was just glad it wasn't stolen...and i'm pretty sure that fact alone makes me hate this "charm city" even more.

so long, any-fun-treats-for-the-next-two-months. it was nice NOT knowing you.

xo

b

p.s. i'll call it even if you trade me these wheels for the jeep, preferably with the riding companions in the front seat.